Attennnntion! Guys, just talking to you, not your little soldiers. Here are some fascinating facts that you should know. While most girls might be intrigued reading this article, we’re sure all the boys will have a smile on their face because they’ll be able to relate to everything. At every point. 

1. To begin with, there are 3 types of erections that every guy gets. First being Psychogenic, where the guy is fantasizing and his mind has wandered everywhere to get his sword out.

 The second being Reflexogenic, which occurs when the guy is physically involved with a girl/guy and is totally turned on.

 And the third type is Nocturnal, where the attention seeking penis simply wakes up a couple of times during the day and night even if the guy is not turned on. So all the morning greetings you’ve received are not the result of him having a wet dream of Angelina Jolie or you. Which means, every time Jack is out of the box, it doesn’t mean that he’s a pervert or always horny.

 Valid explanation for a lot of awkward moments huh? cheeky

2. Here’s a funny boner. Ironically penises don’t have a bone and are still called boners when erect. In fact, just like the other bones, they too can get fractured. Strange, right? And then they say women are hard to understand.indecision A penile fracture can be caused due to aggressive sexual intercourse.

3. Hard truth. Your lifestyle affects your sexual life too. Cigarettes are one of the prime physical reasons for erectile dysfunction. So, if you want to have a smoking hot bedroom, quit smoking

4. Remember shaking hands when you meet someone, perhaps at work or otherwise? Interestingly, the men of the Walibri tribe greet each other by shaking penises. 

5. Some men say goodbye with a bang. When someone dies in a vertical position, chances are that he gets sort of an erection after death. No, he’s not turned on by all the angels up there; it’s just the blood that flows and settles in the penis, causing a boner.  

6. Every guy while hitting puberty has measured the size of his thing. It’s either out of curiosity or to discuss with friends. But do you know that the average size of a penis is 5.6 inches? And the biggest one so far is 13.5 inches long when erect! Yup. Over a foot long. So, his penis enters the room first, followed by him. Hehe.

7. An increase in the blood flow to the penis is caused due to nitric oxide. Which by the way, is also produced by the car engine and when it’s lightning. Now all the metaphors make sense, right? wink

8. Congratulations! It’s a boy!!! Haven’t we all heard that boys get their first erection roughly around the age of 10? Well, looks like that’s slightly misleading. Here’s something even the guys might not know. A male fetus can get an erection when he’s just 4 months old in the womb!

9. Girls might always be wondering how cool it is for a guy to pee with an erection. They probably picture them aiming everywhere. But do you all know that when a guy has an erection, peeing is not so easy. And the human body has very thoughtfully come up with this feature. In order to not let them pee while having sex. Now isn’t that cooler?  

10. The longer you crave, the more you’ll enjoy. Not just pizzas, even sex. So hold on, because it’s all going to be worth the wait. 

So guys, rise to the occasion and satisfy your woman with our wide range of KamaSutra products. Whether you’ve got an ever-growing Pinocchio or Mr. Junior, we’ve got condoms for every boner; flavoured, textured, ultra-thin, lubricated and many more. (link) Orgasm, here we “come”!